Cigarette talk ~5

Magician decided to give a message against smoking to his audience. He produced some earthworms and leaches in a glass jar. They kept moving. Taking a large puff from the big cigar he exhaled the smoke into the jar. Then he snapped his finger and everything in the jar burned to dust.
Mrs. William exclaimed : "Wow!. That sure has some medicinal values..."

Cigarette talk ~4

In class room...

Teacher : "Great scientists fumed their brain to be creative."

That day onwards young patrick started smoking.

Cigarette talk ~3

Monk: "Years of meditation gave me the power to reduce my heart 

            beat at will"
Jacob: "Well, smoking did that to me without meditation or a 'will'!"

Cigarette talk ~2

Jenny: "I quit smoking after my boyfriend left me"

Julian: "Why is that?. Usually people start over that.,"

Jenny: "Ya,  but,... whenever I put that small stick into my mouth,  
            I started missing him!"

Cigarette talk ~1

Seeing her husband lighting another cigarette, Nancy protested.

Nancy : "Dear, please stop it, you know, smoking results in impotency!"

Husband : " Ah, I have a hectic work schedule these days. Can't you                  start smoking in weekdays?"