Cigarette talk ~4

In class room...

Teacher : "Great scientists fumed their brain to be creative."

That day onwards young patrick started smoking.

Cigarette talk ~1

Seeing her husband lighting another cigarette, Nancy protested.

Nancy : "Dear, please stop it, you know, smoking results in impotency!"

Husband : " Ah, I have a hectic work schedule these days. Can't you                  start smoking in weekdays?"